Monday, August 07, 2006

Terrifillent Magnifitude

There is/saw minimum 3 jewelers selling outside Guild q220™, stewing jewels in jelly sauce and capers, and none of the guards saw any of it. This was clearly a violation of the agreement and the host of TVs Wait Wait... Don’t Tell Me, Dan Coffey was clearly about to reach his breaking point.

When he finally blew his gasket rod, no one was safe from the hate lava hurled from his mouth volcano-- starlings, growers, spool applicators, the stinky—everyone who was anyone was forced to bathe knee-deep in his vile words and hurtful tone.

But as they say, from shit comes shinola, and voilà! the host of TVs Wait Wait... Don’t Tell Me, Dan Coffey was back to his old kitten-esque demeanor.

Luciano Berio "Visage (Excerpt)" (buy)

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