Stinky Rhombus

For immediate release:
Ramco Toys presents: Mr. Squeaky on Punuk Island

Help Mr. Squeaky carry many dead things to Punuk Island to make it the graveyard of underfunded pension plans and oil bottles, among other things. Additionally, one of your goals should be to make sure your liabilities don’t exceed your assets, and that you don’t strain your back carrying all the dead things. Avoid visiting the HMO! A visit will cost you 900 points, and you will spend 23 hours in a waiting room (played out in realtime) before action resumes. But there’s an upside to an HMO visit: there will be many more dead things to collect when you leave!

Sein Sah Thin “Really Strange And Weird Things” (buy)