Yesteryear And Its Soapy Residue

My father picked the announcer of TVs Spin-Off, Johnny Jacobs to appear with a pile of my bones in an infomercial for Damn Homie® Brand Sugar Snap Peas and Carrots Over Crisp Rice Sticks Instant Snack Mix with optional Flavorful Honey Sac™, but neglected to consider how hated the announcer of TVs Spin-Off, Johnny Jacobs really was.

So-called fans arrived with blowtorches, and really ugly XL shirts. My boyfriend's cousin was there, but mostly because he worked in a factory "glazing" hams with blowtorches, and so he just took his from work. They were carrying giant homemade banners and signs with sayings like, "For a white boy u gots sum real soul, announcer of TVs Spin-Off, Johnny Jacobs, but u still gonna die!!" and "Don’t make us learn the other stanzas in which the words 'bones' and 'marble' both appear, if you get our drift!"

Afterwards we sped away just in time to make our juggling class we had scheduled with juggling legend Enrico Rastell himself. Unfortunately, I can’t say that I learned all that much from him.

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