High Energy Electric Power Intensity

Honestly, before I got the x-rays, I had no idea that my skull - or most of it – was missing. It certainly explains that scraping noise I heard the other night. Damn. After Brad Pitt and Judd Hirsch got involved, it started to get a little silly. I mean, it has become a culture over a decade or so for celebrities to have wrap around them issues to grasp headlines and keep up their sagging popularity or the other. As pointed out before, my issue became like global warming. And it should’ve! Canada is trying to put across the illusion that they are leaping into action, but the simple fact remains: a large portion of my skull is missing, and I believe that several Canadians or Canada-related items are to blame.

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Yesteryear And Its Soapy Residue

My father picked the announcer of TVs Spin-Off, Johnny Jacobs to appear with a pile of my bones in an infomercial for Damn Homie® Brand Sugar Snap Peas and Carrots Over Crisp Rice Sticks Instant Snack Mix with optional Flavorful Honey Sac™, but neglected to consider how hated the announcer of TVs Spin-Off, Johnny Jacobs really was.

So-called fans arrived with blowtorches, and really ugly XL shirts. My boyfriend's cousin was there, but mostly because he worked in a factory "glazing" hams with blowtorches, and so he just took his from work. They were carrying giant homemade banners and signs with sayings like, "For a white boy u gots sum real soul, announcer of TVs Spin-Off, Johnny Jacobs, but u still gonna die!!" and "Don’t make us learn the other stanzas in which the words 'bones' and 'marble' both appear, if you get our drift!"

Afterwards we sped away just in time to make our juggling class we had scheduled with juggling legend Enrico Rastell himself. Unfortunately, I can’t say that I learned all that much from him.

Clothilde "Fallait Pas Écraser La Queue Du Chat" (info)

The Board Has Decided For You

My leg is a bit long, I wear a 36DD and the rest of me is lean, so that doesn't help. I prefer my generic toast in any of the following colors: Black, Violet Blue, Cobalt Blue, Camel, Bleached Denim, Denim, Indigo, Khaki, White, Chocolate, Dusty Aqua, Dark Teal, Light Green, Deep Pale Pink, Lavender or Purple. But I would also accept Bright Green, Aqua, Orchid, Berry Red, or Dark Coral. I also prefer my stool to maintain 440 vibrations per second with a tolerance of less than 1 Hz at all times. It helps keep me loose.

Also, I just wanted to apologize for not specifying the dates when we would be at Toronto's Canoe In a Million Canoe Show. I can’t wait! Don’t you just love canoeing? I live in Norway, so I am capable of understanding the concept of canoe delivery time.

Hazel Dickens & Alice Gerrard "Walkin’ In My Sleep" (buy)

Disgusted Amongst Themselves

Please use marinated whole chicken, standard size fresh lemons or lemon cassettes, rosemary sauce and roasted, spinach-stuffed rabbit and maybe some dice or something. This will hopefully bring your son’s corpse back to life seeing as it was not brought to life by your love. He belonged out in a yard anyway. I guess that’s where we can bury him if this whole thing doesn’t work out. Which reminds me- can I get my tweezers back from you?

Arbogast & Ross “Chaos Part 1”
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The Frightening Russian Intern Likes Your Style

This weekend I went to visit my micro-aunts. I don’t know why I go and visit them—someone could just send them to me. That’d be a whole lot easier for me. I also don’t understand why they always smell like brie or some other soft cheese. I have never seen cheese in their house, ever.

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Tsehaytu Beraki “Lale Bola” (buy)