Thursday, November 03, 2005

Captain Grabby Hands

Dear Tanya Tucker,

Today for lunch, I ate mango chutney, yellow mustard, mayonnaise, granulated sugar, under-ripe cauliflower, and syrup in a cone. It was good or whatever. I don’t know—I wasn’t really paying attention. I was really distracted by the fire and screaming and emergency vehicles and helicopters and running and stuff. Somehow, thankfully, I managed to keep the entirety of my lunch in the cone. Now my stool looks a little bit unusual, but I think that has more to do with getting kicked in the stomach by that guy than with anything else.

Also, the chainsaw dance lessons are going OK. Not a lot of students yet, but I think business will pick up after the execution tomorrow.

Beast wishes,
2T&AC

Ice Cube “Once Upon a Time in the Projects” (buy)

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