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SAN BERNADINO, California - Slither, one of the hottest up-and-coming Christian Acts in the western US of A, has faced some recent criticisms lately. Some of the more conservative Christian pundits are concerned that burning an effigy of Jesus Christ on the cross live on stage to make the point that many young people are “burning their lives and beliefs away like burning overgrown vegetation on the roadside with gasohol,” might not be getting the desired point across. Several copy-cat effigy burnings across southern Alberta have triggered alarms in local churches and rest areas. Some 300 people in Edmonton alone were forced to evacuate their local parish due to the consistent, piercing and extremely loud shrieking of the burning Jesus alarms-- set up for precisely this sort of an occasion-- not to mention the burning Jesuses.

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