Redundancy Will Follow Twice

At that point, I had had enough, and I turned to the announcer of TVs Rhyme and Reason, Johnny Jacobs and shouted, “I’ve eaten three scotch eggs and three pancakes for breakfast every day for 35 years, and I haven’t never never had those wire thingies growing out of my scalp!” Well, he didn’t like the tone in my voice, so he turns to me and says, he says, “Yeah, well that’s just you.” His lip started to quiver as our eyes met. Time froze as we were suddenly, miraculously sent on a magical trip back to that special day in the Crêperie when I ordered scotch eggs and he looked mad at me and made that 'pffft’ noise.

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