Stands, Shouts and All

The hostess/model of TVs The Big Showdown, Heather Cunningham, informed us that nigricans-- a velvety, mossy, flat warty-like, darkened skin change occurring at the neck, the armpits (axillae) and underneath the breasts—are not only quite tasty when fried with chicken livers and cherry tomatoes, but, that was indeed what she was preparing for tonight’s meal.

“Additionally,” she shouted from the kitchen, “I am aware of the proper way to streak a T58.”

I never even saw her set the dinner table, but then *poof!* dinner was served.

Pam Johnson “Pterodactyl” (bunny)