Round Of Blame

Then, one time, Shadoe Stevens dropped in unannounced. It was weird—ususally everything was so formal with him. Anyway, as it turns out, he just happened to be driving through our neighborhood when he was suddenly overcome by the need to vacate his colon very quickly, so he left his car running in the street and ran up for a quick poop-n-go. He was indeed quick, and was out of our house with plans to be in touch soon within just a couple of minutes. However, his ‘aura’ lingered for quite some time, as our entire house then smelled like all-natural scrumptious gourmet cookies individually wrapped and packaged in a unique variety of gift containers, specialty breads, cakes, pastries, pies, cookies, Scottish scone mix, Ruger wafers and cookies, Cows dairy butter toffees, smoked peppered turkey, smoked salmon, mahi mahi, tuna, peppered bluefish, breaded and battered beef products, French toast, poultry, onion rings, award-winning India pale ale, canned peaches, tilapia fish; aquaponically grown herbs and garden salads for days on end.

Edgard Varése “Ionisation (Excerpt)” (buy)