Close Enough For Government Work

An experiment to study an experiment about study habits of dilligent students has ended in tragedy. It seems the head of the experiment forgot to re-bottle the study serum, and it found its way into the hands of ne’er-do-wells who in turn unleashed the serum on innocent road workers. The road workers then immediately dropped their tools in search of the nearest library, killing a local man in the process. A spokesperson for the police department declined to comment on how the killing was related to the other incident.

In other news, the Supreme Court ruled 8-1 that the old joke,
“Guess what.”
“What?”
“Chicken butt.”
is still constitutionally funny. The only ‘nay’ vote came from that bitch, Sandra Day O’Connor.

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