Tremendous Hardships Will Change Your Mind

Jacqueline Kent can remember a time when people didn’t lock their doors. They didn’t have to flush their toilets, either, since tiny toilet fairies came and spirited away the ‘nasties’. This was a time, mind you, when all heads, hands and feet were made from the finest quality poly-resin, when each piece was individually gift-boxed, and each gift box contained a photo, and each photo was inscribed with a tiny bit of prose, and every tiny bit of prose was then well-rehearsed and memorized.

But today, people shit standing up between cars and eat their neighbors.

Geologist “Give Me Some Reason” (bunnies)