Thursday, July 07, 2005

International Speed Circumcision Championships

Let it hereby be known that I have quit my tedious job in the ringtone factory to dedicate myself full-time to scraping other people’s flyers and announcements off of telephone poles, bus station walls and whatever else they may be affixed to. Why? Because I can think of no more worthwhile task. Also, my idol, the host of TVs Tic Tac Dough, Jay Jackson, dedicated his last years to this very same chore, and I want to be more like him.

Dominique Michel “Rola-lee Rolalum” (info)

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