The other day, I was in WalMart when I saw motherfucking Angelina Jolie! She was there buying shoes for her bazillion adopted orphan kids. Anyway, she was also there with some non-famous friend of hers. I overheard her say to her non-famous friend, "I get sick by fat chicks that I almost threw up when I kissed one..." To which her friend replied, "Yeah, me too."
Then I bought my powdered milk and left.
John Ellis "What Did I Do" (buy)
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