Sunday, May 22, 2005

First, They Are Losing Eyeballs

SHANGHAI, China - In an effort to achieve his goal of becoming a rock star, China’s hairiest man has joined local hard-rock act Assassination Bathtub. At press time, rival band Toxaemia had submitted their proposal to hold a protest concert to committee and were awaiting reply.

Perry & Kingsley “The Little Man From Mars” (buy)

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