Tuesday, May 03, 2005
The End Of Everyday
Celebrity phlebotomists love me. Among the celebrities at the 91st drawing of my blood were Richard Gere, Venus and/or Serena Williams, Goldie Hawn, Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan (who knew?) and rap star LL Cool J. It was such a special occasion, that everyone wanted to draw their own tiny souvenir blood sample. In fact, they ended up drawing nearly six of my nine pints! And let me tell you, when you are six pints low, 16 beers, 5 tequila shots, 3 boilermakers, 11 fat rails and several shots of Jägermeister hit you pretty hard. The end of the night is kind of a blur, but I distinctly remember Chelsea Clinton trying desperately to talk me and Jimmie “Dy-No-Mite” Walker into a threesome.
Michel Magne “L’Ultime Évasion” (buy)