2 trombones and a crossbow
these are vile times; i blame your mom
Thursday, April 28, 2005
When I Grow Up, I Want To Write Text Message Horoscopes For Cell Phones
Some Handy Advice Tipps & Advice
™ from your friends at 2T&AC:
1. Never run, ever.
if it’s an emergency.
2. If you get poop on your hands—no matter whose it is—you should wash it off.
3. Never trust a man who keeps change in his wallet.
4. Never trust a woman who wears jewelry above the elbow.
Scott Walker “Jackie”
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