When I Grow Up, I Want To Write Text Message Horoscopes For Cell Phones

Some Handy Advice Tipps & Advice™ from your friends at 2T&AC:

1. Never run, ever. Especially if it’s an emergency.

2. If you get poop on your hands—no matter whose it is—you should wash it off.

3. Never trust a man who keeps change in his wallet.

4. Never trust a woman who wears jewelry above the elbow.

Scott Walker “Jackie” (buy)