Penal System Stands In Opposition To Syrian Pullout

"The trade off for these fabulous Arctic summers you will spend at my house," my uncle would say, "is mind-bending plagues of mosquitoes that sting and the constant waves of mental anguish beamed by microwaves at all times during the day directly into your brain. We look forward to your visit."

Duke Ellington and his Orchestra “Such Sweet Thunder” (buy)