Don't Be So Negative

Fred: Don't Go.
Estelle: I Don't, Don't Stop.
Fred: Don't Worry.
Estelle: Honey Don't-- We Don't...
Fred: Don't Do It.
Estelle: Don't Speak.
Fred: Don't Care?
Estelle: Don't Ask.
Fred: Don't Say… Don't Lie.
Estelle: Don't Try.
Fred: Don't You Do the Don't?
Estelle: Don't Know. I Don't Care.
Fred: Don't Lie to Me.
Estelle: Don't Panic.
Fred: Don't Leave, Baby Don't.
Estelle: Don't Play Donut.
Fred: Don't Hate.
Estelle: Don't Forget.
Fred: Don't Go Away, Mama Don't. Don't Say No.
Estelle: Don't Count.
Fred: Don't Cry for Me.
Estelle: Don't Argue.

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Angular Kern Momentum

A wad keel of sticky keen clay with mass keep m and velocity keg v is fired at keith a solid keller cylinder of kelly mass M and radius R. The cylinder is initially at rest and is keyes mounted on a fixed ketch horizontal axle that runs kelp through its kemp center of mass. The ken line of keno motion kenya of the projectile kept is perpendicular kevin to the keyed axle and at keys a distance d

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Turtle Basket

Scientist 1: My tester thingy is getting a reading of, I don't know, '12' or something? Maybe 'Jaundice'? ... I'm not really sure how to work this thing.
Scientist 2: Yeah, me neither. Um, is that red thing lighting up?
Scientist 1: Which red thing?
Scientist 2: The one on top.
Scientist 1: Yes...?
Scientist 2: Ok. Then everything is fine. Or, maybe we should call someone.

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Take That, Common Law Cabin!

With this blog entry, I hereby nominate the 1974 film Earthquake (starring the Hollywood wet-dream cast of Charlton Heston, Ava Gardner, George Kennedy, Lorne Greene, Geneviève Bujold, Richard Roundtree, Victoria Principal and Walter Matthau) for the title of IRBMEM, or Internationally Recognized Best Movie Ever Made.

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My Day In Two Parts

Part 1:

I'm sorry to bother you, but I found what looks to be a human tooth in my cheese pastry.

Part 2:
Please don't sit next to me! Please don't sit next to me! Please don't sit next to me! Please don't sit next to me!
Shit.

Please don't talk to me! Please don't talk to me! Please don't talk to me! Please don't talk to me!
SHIT.

Please don't touch me! Please don't touch me! Please don't touch me! Please don't touch me! Please don't touch me!
Dammit!

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Rescue Friends Inc. Implode The World

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Preparations Of Animals For Show

1. No washing-- so as not to damage fleece. Washing may harm fleece by removing lanolin.

2. Minimum trimming. Not to be shorn or trimmed to an unnatural shape. Dung locks may be trimmed to improve overall appearance of animal.

3. Feet-- trim as necessary.

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Somnambulism Helps Me Sleep

At best, Kanye West is a whiny, egotistical bitch.

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A Titmouse Is Neither

Today, 2 Trombones & a Crossbow salutes:

Eurasian Eagle Owl (Bubo bubo)

Germany’s 2005 Bird of the Year!

At an awards ceremony last night in Berlin, the outgoing champion, Winter Wren, (Troglodytes troglodytes) handed over the crown in the presence of German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder and Berlin Mayor Klaus Wowereit. The host of the event was supermodel (and German national treasure) Heidi Klum. She presented Eurasian Eagle Owl with an over-sized novelty check for 250 Euro, a whimsical selection of kiln-dried, hand-decorated twigs ideal for nest-building, a gift certificate for a year’s supply of mice from Danny’s Pet Land, as well as the prestigious title of German Bird of the Year 2005.

The evening came to a close with a performance by Rammstein, who played a song saluting Eurasian Eagle Owl which was composed specifically for the event.

All in all, it was a magical evening and everyone in Germany is eagerly anticipating Eurasian Eagle Owl’s 2005 reign.

So, here’s to you, Eurasian Eagle Owl!

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Squirrel? For Breakfast?

I have been sitting here for the last 12 or so hours trying to figure out who is the better band: Mr. Mister or Linkin Park? And, you know what? I just can't decide.

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So Schön, Euch Zu Sehen!

A Message to all lighting technicians:

The most despised stage effect of all is the "extremely bright lights directly in the audience's eyes at a dramatic point in a song" effect. I'm begging you: please stop it now.

Sincerely,
2T&AC

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The Cycle Of Sandwiches

I saw him chew and chew and chew, but I never saw him take a bite. Somehow, the sandwich was eventually gone.

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More Informational Techniques (Public Service)

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Equestrian Resource Center

Training Miniature horses for the Blind ... National Examiner, Sunday Mail, the London Daily Mirror, the Boston Globe, New York ... Even though horse training is vastly different from dog training, the Guide ... PLEASE NOTE: The.....their horse showing during college.

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Mommy, Do They Celebrate Xmas For A Reason?

You know how sometimes when you are out in public, you will see someone who is nice looking, wearing expensive-looking, clean clothes, has clean-looking well-groomed hair, is generally not dirty looking in any way, but then when you get near them, you realize they have a very strong odor somewhere between diarrhea and rotting corpse smell? That is always startling.

Rocket or Chiritori "Trash Kid's Hour" (buy)

TV SAT

1. webster:dif'frent strokes::facts of life:____________
2. a-team:fall guy::60 minutes:____________
3. scrappy-doo:scooby-doo::godzuki:_______________
4. joanie loves chachi:maude::what's happenin':____________
5. thundercats:power rangers::smurfs:___________

Essay:
In what ways does Rusty Brell, bailiff on The People's Court represent the on-going struggle between corporate interests and dudes who just want to hang out?

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We're Pulling 9 Cute G's

Remember that episode of Webster where Webster is showing someone his box of "men's toes"? The person looks horrified until the foster mom explains that he says "men's toes" instead of "mementos", and he starts pulling cute and sentimental things out of the box and the studio audience says, "Awwwwwww..." in unison. It was so fucking cute it was like standing behind a cute rocket on lift-off and having the cute flames torch your face off.

Carter Family "My Clinch Mountain Home" (buy)

Jesus Never Wrote No Book

Top Five:

1. secret skank
2. un-break my hear
3. being anally redundant
3. being anally redundant
4. Ennio Morricone "L'Istruttoria E'Chiusa- Dimentichi"
5. infarction

Clara Rockmore "Wieniaski: Romance" (buy)

Five Minutes In The Tunnel

it was the nicest ass he had ever seen
he placed his own in the warm spot it recently vacated
and absorbed its beauty
anally

Master Musicians of Jajouka "Jajouka Black Eyes" (buy)