I have been so inspired by the Olympic games that I have been adopting a competitive spirit to my regular home life.
-I did a 2 1/2 somersalt 1 twist pike to get into bed last night. I earned a respectible 8.5 from the judge (me).
-I threw all of our dishes as far as 21.35 meters out the window in an impressive 13.20 seconds to win the gold.
-I sprinted from one end of the apartment to the other in an astonishing 2.2 seconds to win another gold.
(I used the element of surprise and didn't tell my wife we were competing, therefore guaranteeing victory in all categories)
Feel free to join in with your own home competition! That's the Spirit of the Olympics™.