Tom Who?

Then there was this time I met Tom Cruise at a record release party for Toad The Wet Sprocket in 1991 or so. For some reason, we ended up talking to each other, and after just a few sentences, he says to me in that terrible Jack Nicholson impression that he does, "I'm thinking of buying a Ferrari." "OK," I say. Then he turned more serious and asked, "Do you think the chicks will like it?" I didn't know why he would ask a complete stranger such an asinine question, so I responded, "It depends-- what color?" He laughed and said, "C'mon man! Red, of course!" I said, "Only naked chicks like red Ferrari's, so you're in luck." This next part has baffled me ever since. Then, he sort of made an overbite face and held his hands out in front of him in the traditional bunny pose, and hopped off like a bunny.