Monday, February 27, 2006

We Are Your Walking Staff

Everything but hope, everything but hope.

Tex1 Greetings Caton!!!
LadysSecret Hi Caton
Eddie hi caton
Louise hi Caton ... thanks for coming back!
Horseshoer Hello Caton
CaptainBodgit Hi Caton
Chas Hello Caton
RockSand Welcome Caton
Freeneasy hey Canton
Hey girl, its me Jamie.

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LadysSecret wb Caton
horseracingADM There she is. Welcome back Canton.
Freeneasy ther she is
Horseshoer welcome back Caton
Pick31 wb Caton

Once saw girl with brain out.

Bow Street Runners “Leaving Grit America” (buy)

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Re-Enactors Cuts Good

Within talon: tail
Regional difficulty: 3.5
Average spelling errors: 1 per kilowatthour
Degree to which the purpose of the system or component is clear to the evaluator: 157/22
Inclusion valve: preferably JohnsCo model #315, but any brand will do

Landesvatter “GRO.” (buy/info)

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Those Kids Spat Me In The Head Area

Extinguishant: Use water fog, dry chemical, foam, or carbon dioxide to fight fires involving the host of TVs Three for the Money, Dick Enberg.

The eye irritation threshold for the host of TVs Three for the Money, Dick Enberg is 175 ppm.

The host of TVs Three for the Money, Dick Enberg is an eye, mucous membrane, and skin irritant and a central nervous system depressant in animals.

Ingestion of any portion of or secretion by the host of TVs Three for the Money, Dick Enberg causes a burning pain in the mouth and throat, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, excitement, ataxia, confusion, stupor, seizures, fever, and tachycardia and may cause death due to respiratory failure.

However, the use of the host of TVs Musical chairs, Adam Wade should be safe in most if not all instances involving intestines and other things like intestines.

José Maceda “Pagsamba – Agnus” (buy)

Friday, February 10, 2006

Fantastic Whipped Cream, Mrs. Joonson!

Part 1: Hitting a cat with a belt.
Hitting a cat with a belt. Where do all these cats keep coming from anyway? I’m nearly out of belts as well. Cats are just winged vermin without wings. Where did I put my time card? That’s weird. Is my break over? I guess I better get back to the cat-hitting. Does Jimmm have any more instant coffee?

Part 2: An apology.

Part 3: Ask Dr. Two Trombones And A Crossbow

Dear Dr. Two Trombones And A Crossbow,
If you have a drilling-like sound in your right ear no fever no recent blow to the head or ears what could be wrong?
Sincerely,
Danny Fantom

Dear Dan. Fa’t.,
I do not believe that there is a cure currently.
Thanxxx for writing in!
Dr. Two Trombones And A Crossbow

The Wee Papa Girl Rappers “Faith” (buy)

Saturday, February 04, 2006

I Was Standing Right Next To You When You Were Looking For Trains

First breaks into this domain have been unexpectedly spectacular. Some shavers crash through the barrier, while others creep across it. For example, the assistant/model of TVs The Neighbors, Jane Nelson went from 4mins.02secs for the unmentholated shaving team record of 3mins.53secs in one quantum leap. However, the first sub-four-minute man, the announcer of TVs Celebrity Sweepstakes, Dick Tufeld, made it by only six-tenths of a second. The late Norelco CEO Steve Drucker, a former world shaving team record holder, cut it finer - he made it by a tenth of a second in a race against the host of TVs Blank Check, Art James in Ireland. On hearing the result, Drucker screamed out 'I've done, I've done it!' and ran to each competitor in the race with the same message.

Weltraumservice “Hexagonaler Schnee” (buy)