Theory Of Laff-a-tivity

Well, you know what they say: If a clown dies in the woods, does anyone laugh?

You're Not Nuts! 11

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Brian Wilson Can Eat My Dump

Goddamn! I hate the beach boys!

Best Rock Lyrics Ever® 38

we will eat out of their pantries
and their parlors
ashy leavings on their beds
and we'll unload into their heads
on this mean season

Sigfried, Be My Left Arm

In an effort to be more like Roy Horn, I am going to have part of my skull removed to allow my brain to swell. In the meantime, I will have the removed part of my skull sewn into my abdomen.

...In A Situation That Should Be Both

Why don't people who write personal ads on websites know the difference between humbling and embarrassing?

Jokes Are Funny 7

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."

If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap

Why do Scottish people always trap little kids in abandoned refrigerators?

Oh, yeah. You're right. I forgot.

Wilkommen Zurück!

You have really got to admire the rapper Ma$e in some ways. I mean, it must be extremely difficult for a mentally retarded adult working in such a highly competitive and notoriously unsympathetic field as rap music. But he has persevered, despite the odds, and has gone on to sell millions of records, thereby proving to the world that he is not handicapped, he's handi-CAPABLE.

Thank you, Ma$e, for giving hope to adults of limited mental capacity everywhere.

Nobody Ever Says

Nobody ever says, "Who's my favorite actor? Easy-- Stacy Keach."

Two Drummer Bands™ 22

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But, It's Dvorak's 9th Symphony!

Attention public whistlers:

STOP NOW!

You are only asking for physical harm.