Our Resolve Is Unironicable

Having just watched George W. Bush's live speech in Istanbul, I have come to the following conclusion: GWB does not understand irony.

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i've got lots of money
i've got lots of time
bought myself a penthouse
filled it up with bubbly wine

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granite services inc., a wholly owned, tampa, fla.-based subsidiary of general electric co.

...But, I Wanted A *Nose* Holder... *snif*...

Here is a list of my favorite things: (don't forget; hint!! Hint-- XMAS is coming up soon! [thank jeses lord!])

12 VOLT ACCESSORIES, 6 YEARS & UNDER, AIR BEDS, AIR CONDITIONERS, APPLIANCES, ARBORS, AREA RUGS, ARMOIRE DESKS, AUDIO RACKS, AUTOMOBILE, BAKER'S RACKS, BATH, BATH PILLOWS AND MATS, BATH SCALES, BATTERY RACK, BED RISER, BED RISERS, BED TRAYS, BEDDING, BEDROOM, BICYCLE RACKS, BINS, BOXES & CRATES, BOOKCASES, BOOKS, BREAD BOXES, CABINET ORGANIZERS, CABINETS, CAMERAS / CAMCORDERS, CANISTERS, CAP RACKS / COAT HOOKS, CART / BACKPACK, CARTS, CASSETTE RACKS, CD PLAYERS, CD RACKS LAMINATE/METAL/WOOD, CD RACKS PORTABLE/TABLETOP, CEILING FANS, CHAIRS, CHAIRS & SEATING, CHINA / SILVER STORAGE, CLEANING/POLISHING, CLOCKS, CLOSEOUT, CLOSET SYSTEMS, CLOTHES STORAGE, CLOTHING / TIES, COAT / HAT HOOKS, COAT TREES & VALETS, COFFEE / ESPRESSO MACHINES, COMPUTER ACCESSORIES/CARTS, CORNER DESKS, CORNER SHELVING, CRATES, CUTTING BOARDS / CHOPPING MATS, DAMP CHECK DOMES, DECORATIVE LIGHTING/SHELVING, DESK / OFFICE ORGANIZERS, DESK LAMPS/LIGHTING, DESK PADS / BULLETIN BOARDS, DESKS, DESKS WITH HUTCHES, DISH DRAINERS / SINK MATS, DISPLAY CASES, DOOR MATS, DRAWER ORGANIZERS/SYSTEMS, DRYING RACKS, DVD PLAYERS/RACKS, EARTHQUAKE, EASY CHAIRS, ELECTRONICS, ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS, ESCAPE LADDERS, EXECUTIVE DESKS, FANS / HEATERS, FILE BOXES/CABINETS & CARTS, FILING SYSTEMS, FLOOR & CARPET CLEANING, FLOOR GRATES/LIGHTING/MATS, FOLDING CARTS, FOOD DEHYDRATORS/VACUUMS FREEZERS, FURNITURE, GAME STATION/TABLES, GARDEN / BARBECUE CENTERS, GARDEN TOOLS, GARMENT RACKS/STORAGE, GARMENT STEAMER/STREAMERS, GAZEBOS, GENERAL CLEANERS, GIFT IDEAS, GIFT WRAP ORGANIZER, GIFTS FOR HER/HIM/HOME/KIDS, GLASS SHELVING, GREENHOUSES, HAMMOCKS, HANGERS, HANGING POT RACKS, HAT BOXES, HIGH CAPACITY STEEL RACKS, HOLIDAY ITEMS, HOLIDAY STORAGE, HOME FURNISHINGS/ORGANIZER/THEATER, HOSE HOLDERS, HOT DEALS, HUMOROUS GIFTS, ICE CREAM MAKERS ICE SHAVERS INSECT/PEST CONTROL, IRONING BOARDS, IRONS, JEWELRY ARMOIRE/CLEANERS/STORAGE, KIDS DECOR/ROOM, KITCHEN SCALES, KNIFE STORAGE, L SHAPED DESKS, LADDERS, LAPTOP DESKS, LARGE PLASTIC BOXES, LAUNDRY, LAZY SUSAN, LIGHT / SOUND THERAPY, LIGHTING, LIVING ROOM / DEN, LOCKER STORAGE, LUGGAGE RACKS, MAGAZINE RACKS, MAGIC SLIDERS, MAILBOXES & ADDRESS PLAQUES, MAINTENANCE PRODUCTS, MESSAGING SWITCH PLATE, METAL SHELVING, MICROWAVE CARTS, MIRRORS, MODULAR CABINET SYSTEM, MULTI-MEDIA RACKS, NECK PILLOW, NEON, NOVELTY LIGHTING, OFFICE, OPENERS AND ACCESSORIES, ORGANIZER BAGS, ORGANIZERS, OUTDOOR LIGHTS, PAPER TOWEL HOLDER, PATIO / GARDEN, PATIO ACCESSORIES, PERSONAL CARE, PILLOWS / CUSHIONS, PLACEMANTS AND DOORMATS, PLAY TABLES/DESKS, PORTABLE FILES/TABLES/TRAYS, PROPANE HEATERS, RAMPS AND FOOD STORAGE, RECYCLING CART, REFRIGERATORS, REMOTE CONTROL CADDIES, RUGS, SAFES, SAFETY & SECURITY, SALAD SPINNER & BOWLS, SALE ITEMS, SCREENS / ROOM DIVIDERS, SHELVING, SHELVING / ORGANIZERS, SHOE RACKS, SHOPPING CARTS, SHOWER CADDIES, SHOWER HEADS, SILVER POLISHERS & CLEANERS, SMOKE DETECTORS, SMOOTHIE MAKERS, SORTERS & CARTS, SPEAKER STANDS, SPICE/SPORTS RACKS, STACKERS, STEMWARE RACKS, STEP LADDERS, STORAGE BENCHES, TABLES, CHAIRS, STOOLS, TELEVISIONS, THERMOMETER, TIE RACKS, TIMERS / THERMOMETERS, TOASTERS, TOILET BRUSHES / PLUNGERS, TOOL ORGANIZERS, TOWEL RACKS/WARMERS, TOY STORAGE, TRANSLATORS, TRAVEL, TRAVEL CASES/ORGANIZER, TRUNKS, TV CARTS AND STANDS/SWIVELS, TV WALL / CEILING MOUNTS, U SHAPED DESKS, UMBRELLA / STANDS, UNDER SINK ORGANIZERS, UNDERBED STORAGE, UNDERSINK ORGANIZERS, VACUUMS, VALET, VALET STANDS, VIDEO RACKS, WAFFLE MAKERS, WALL RACK SYSTEMS, WASHER/DRYERS, WASTE/TRASH BAGS/CANS, WINDOW, KITCHEN & BATH CLEANING, WINE CELLAR/COOLERS/RACKS, WOOD CARE/SHELVING.

With loving grace,
terrified

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dirtbombs

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american tourister forester III expandable carry-on upright

Celebrity Sight-A-Thon

Well, as anyone who has ever afforded this blog even the shortest cursory glance knows, I am not really one to be all, "Hey, guess what I did today!" or "I think I have a crush on _____" here.

But today is different. Why? Because, in my daily travels, I saw not one but TWO (hott) German celebrities. They were both just out on the street like normal people.

Anyway, first, on the train I saw the actress best known for her work on the comedy/soap opera Berlin Berlin Felicitas Woll.
Celeb report: She is much cuter in person.

Then, when I was almost home, I saw German supermodel Eva Padberg sitting at a cafe sipping coffee!
Celeb report: She is as hott in person as she is in all those hott fashion spreads.

This day will not be soon forgotten.

Celebratorium

Some guy on CNN just said the word 'celebutante'-- twice.

What's On Readers' "Minds"

From the 2T&AC inbox...

dear "terrified

you should be terrified motherfucker! Isaw yourr blog and it fucken suxx! Your just wish your grandma wasn't DICKEd you fuckenm Shit hole!!! stay AWAY fr5om my family GUY!!

You like carots? Cause your GONNA know carotts pritty FUCKEN good YOU dum crap of a CRAP!

eat ME!
you're arch enemy,
Deff Don

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you can't hold on to anything
without cutting off blood
your arms aren't doing
what they should
you can't embrace me fully now
your arms just stay right there

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cherry valance

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partially hydrogenated soybean oil

Or Solid Cola

Remember when liquid hand soap was new? It was so exciting, it might as well have been liquid bread.

It's Never Too Late To Point Out

Hinkley had a vision.

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frank zappa

Errortorium

Wow! That baby with the big hands can really clap loud!

International Excuse Day 17

I left 13.677 kilograms of Mr. Crumb "Top n' Bake" Wholegrain Mustard Butter Flavor Fresh Crust Topping on your desk and in all computer holes because the fucking Wonder Twins were on TV and I haven't seen that shit in, like, a long fucking time.

Thunder Report

Professional cheerleaders in action are hypnotizing.

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beachbuggy

Sitka AK Halibut Fishing

Fish one of AKs top halibut sport fisheries at Sitka, AK. Related searches: rec music phish, chocolate cake recipe.

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rise up! gather round
rock this place to the ground
burn it up let's go for broke
watch the night go up in smoke
rock on! rock on!
drive me crazier, no serenade
no fire brigade, just pyromania

S42 Ring, U2 Ruhleben, Thunder

If I were colorblind, reading subway maps would be more difficult.

Traveller's Tip

When in Norway, be sure to try the brown cheese.